Our Hash was founded by Colin Daniels (Lord of the Farts) and Roy
Mills (Sexist).
They brought their hashing knowledge from Episkopi, Cyprus.
The first run was from Crowhurst on Jan 1994.
Besides "Lord of the Farts" five other hashers run regularly with the
club.
They are Mud Wrestler, Muppet,Q Balls, Puss in Boots and Nine & a Half.
From LOF himself
In November 1993 Roy (Sexist) and I met at the Plough to discuss whether
we should start a local Hash. Roy’s wife (Phyllis) was also present. It
was decided that we should give it a try and Roy raised the issue of women
members, i.e., should we include them. I said no, but after a discussion
I was outvoted 2.1. So all you ladies who currently enjoy the pleasures
of H4, you owe it all to Phyllis! I have to admit that the Hash might not have
survived for 25 years if it had been restricted to males.
The background to all this is that both Roy and I hashed in Cyprus
in the 80s. This was with Episkopi H3 which was a
military hash/ men only and was also elitist, in that it was
restricted to Officers and civilians of Officer status. I worked for the MoD
and Roy worked for the Property Services Agency (PSA). On my return to UK
I hashed for 6 years with the Wilton Hash, which was also based on a military
base. This was also a male only set-up, but strangely we had a female
midwife. This was before the expression ‘gender fluid’ came
into use.
Episkopi H3 was a competitive event with Teachers and Civil
Servants striving to beat the military members. Hashes were held in the
hottest part of the day (early afternoon). The usual duration was about
45 minutes. Beer was consumed in large quantities after the run
during which time the ‘On President (GM) would give a crit on his opinion
of the trail and the Hares. This would be traditionally scathing and
uncomplimentary whatever the rank/grade of those concerned. No
singing or down-downs were involved. Roy and I served as
Joint Maters for a year or so. I was Hash Words and Roy was
Hash-Cash.
We were somewhat bemused when people turned up with a background of
Hashing in foreign climes and introduced us to the après-hash circle complete
with silly songs, down-downs and punishments for misdemeanours allegedly
committed during the run. I imagined that our founders at KL would
be spinning in their tropical graves. However hashing is always a flexible
activity and we have managed to survive pretty well. To a large extent
this has been due to the enthusiasm of our Colonial friends, namely Bush
Squatter and Cliff Banger and also to our long-serving GM in the shape of Jobsworth.
On the occasion of our 25th anniversary I was somewhat overwhelmed by
the appreciation shown on my ‘retirement’ and the gifts I was given,
so thanks again to everyone involved and On On to the next 25
years.